Collection of Lame Jokes

Pls laugh..

1. Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions?

2. What's the difference between a guy falling from the 1st floor and one falling from the 17th floor , the guy falling from the first goes, ' splat , Aaaaaaaargh " and the one from the 17th goes, " Aaaaaaargh , splat ".

3. What did one casket say to the other casket? Is that you coffin?

4. What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurty.

5. How do you catch a rabbit? Hide behind a tree and make carrot noises.

6. Why can't you play cards in the jungle? Because there's too many cheetahs!

7. Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they're full of anty-bodies!

8. Why does E.T. have such big eyes? Because he saw his phone bill.

9. What do you call a with no eyes? No idea. (no eye deer) What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes? Still no idea.

10. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

11. A man was in an elevator, and the operator kept calling him, 'son'. So the man said, 'why do you keep calling me son? You're not my father!' And the operator replied, 'I brought you up, didn't I?'

12. A termite walks into a bar room and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

13. "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.""Yes sir, it's fresh ground."

14. What's brown and sticky? A stick.

15. Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.

16. Why you keep reading these ? cuz u as lame as these jokes!! Lol.. Just kidding!