Hysteria or Ghost Spirit?

If we count by using lunar calender, now is the seventh month, which mean now is also known as the GHOST MONTH… it is the holiday month for all type of ghost having their happy holiday and come out from hell, to visit their love one, to revenge, to make fun of human being and so on..

These few days, we can see many hysteria cases and it probably related to ghost and spirit.. lots of inconceivable incident happen here here there there…

Wednesday news!

That incident happen in a gov secondary school in Miri i think, 15 students suddenly lost their mind, screaming, shouting, running, jumping and crying and laughing…. ppl said its is just coincident that it happen cun cun in the ghost month! ok maybe you’re right!

Thursday news!

It happen again! same school, same way… 7 students lost control… according to the news report, those student are from different classes and it all happen at the same.. so what now? still just coincident??

Friday news!

AGAIN! but this time is in kuching.. the unlucky 12 students from SMK Serian.. so… coincident?? ARR… I SO CONFUSE!! when will be SMK Green road turn??


Actually it already happen in my school, my class and its more terrifying!!

First, on Monday, we get the news that an UGLY GHOST(Ban Hua) take part in beauty contest!! Then, on Thursday, when the economy teacher miss Tan teaching us how to draw graph and suddenly she scold us “CIBAI”... scared o not? ah leng say CB i still can accept ar, but is miss tan bo... Truuuuue story la… Unbelievable? Believe it!

Friday news!

Dun worry, I found a way to fight the evil spirit … learnt it from newspaper… We can drink some kind of “peace water” blessed by bomoh!! Eh, abang bomoh, can help to bless my nasi lemak o not hor??

Classino Royale!

Lousy gambling table

3 days remain to the second pra-penggal exam and we still doing some extraordinary thing in class.. This week my class suddenly becum a classino!! This casino can only fit maximum 10 players, maximum bet RM1 and minimum bet RM0.20… dun look down RM0.20 here.. in one hour, LCH start with only RM0.20 can make until RM3 to RM4!

Blackjack!

Black jack! thats the game we play all the time here..

The real blackjack king! Alex Kong!

That’s alex kong with his first black jack! dun see him look noob noob like that he actually the best player among all of us!

Alex looks good with two pretty women!!

Alex : My name is bond! Alex bond!

Poor is Equal to Rich

Recently everyone feel the pressure of the petrol fuel price hike and the inflation.. ppl complain here not enough money use, complain there got lot debt need to clear up… yala, yala… dun bluff la...

Two biggest liar ever

Last week when I doing part time job at the Kuching PC Fair, I finally saw all kind of bluffer came to the pc fair, bought all kind of fancy stuff… no money hor?.. You should come and see with you own eyes, ppl going there are like ants searching for their queen for sex..

PC fair starts from morning 10 o’clock like that, abt 11 o’clock, inside the hall is already damn full with ppl!! new face keep turning up and the old one are leaving with handful of electronics…. those ppl, they said they not enough money use, still they can buy so much expensive thing in one go, some of them even came with whole family!

Example…. Father says: I will carry the big LCD screen, ah boy you carry the RM**** CPU, ah girl you take care of these RM*** gaming keyboard, mouse, headset, webcam .. darling you go find trolley! ah pa you keep these 10 piece of pendrive good ok… wait ah ma come back from toilet then we go home liao..

Kuching Festival

Not only we can see that at PC Fair, same view at Kuching festival that start not long ago.. I dun understand why ppl all rather wait for half an hour just for four plastic chair and one square or circle table and piece of RM10, 10cm x 10cm fried oyster?? Why must we go there to eat what we ate last year?? this year will taste better meh?? every year same wa…. the only differ this year is the price la.. it sure more expensive than last year one mar… ppl still come.. dunno how kuching ppl think ar.. how poor = really poor? and how rich = really rich???? or poor = rich??? ARR… I SO CONFUSE!!!

Seem Very Pro! Seem only la...

This post is to introduce you a friend of mine, a sarawak pride and also malaysia icon!! sound like nia la..

Profile: Name: Alvin Fool I think
D.O.B: Around September I think
Sport: Malay Silat maybe.. lol
Ranking: Negative.. he too pro to be listed.

cheap poster sponsor by DAHFA foods manufacturing sdn bhd

That(green circle) is who he is, Alvin foo.. what so interesting abt him until he so qualified to be appear in my blog is, he’s good in martial art wushu! I mean, ok only la.. say good not really good like that lo.. u can see him fly all the time to all the place for a week or month just for a amateur wushu competition or low class training, so that’s y ppl though he very pro.. Lets look at the photo below, he is in action! up side down by one hand!..

Action only la..

Aiya, cheating one la, see! got string hanging him up one la..

Unknown and Bryan Nickson Lomas!!

Eh! on the right that not the very famous Sarawak young diver Bryan Nickson Lomas meh?? WHO IS THAT ON THE LEFT??

Daniel Bego with duno which kampong boy

WOW! that’s Daniel Bego!! Sarawak world class swimmer!! If u a malaysian, sure u noe him la.. Eh! whos the other one?? if u stay in stampin area, maybe u noe him lo… haha..

Alvin got his ligament broken on his training session last year…since that, he cant play wushu and spin here spin there anymore, good too la.. that’s the only way that can actually stop him from doing these kind of dangerous action..

Narnia, the lion, the witch and the wardrobe

Alvin, the lion head, the sword and the broken ligament

Vin ar, ur new hairstyle really look like a lion head ar.. it remind me a movie called “Narnia, the lion, the witch and wardrobe” I think you can make a story call “Alvin, the lion head, the sword, and the broken ligament”.. all the best lo.. hehe..

Polluted Recycle Centre

When I hear RECYCLE, I will think of Reuse, Reduce, Re-this and Re-that.. whatever la, as long as the objective is to reduce garbage and landfill and so on to save our earth.. for sure, it is kind of mighty work.. But, had you ever seen a Recycle is not try to achieve the main objective of Recycle(save the earth) but to make profit??

Recycling$$....

Lately, some solids price like besi buruk or aluminium cans POM POM POM rising, this encourage more ppl start their recycle centre to collect used stuff.. I dint say earning money from this direction is wrong, ppl need money to survive, It is good to see more ppl recycle.. It just some of the recycle centre owner not even care abt the environment and wud they care is just MONEY!! "money! money! money! money!~~ money!~" its just a business, nothing personal!

money face world!!

This morning when I walked to the café near my house to have breakfast, when I abt to reach the main road, suddenly some kind of rubber smell enter my sensitive nose!.. When see carefully, is the recycle centre 100 meter away from my house burning some kind of rubber waste material!! my chicken!! the exhaust gas was really strong!

lousy recycle centre..

That’s how the recycle centre look like, look like shit! This recycle centre runs by some brainless Indians, im not trying to be racist here, just some Indians really need to change their way of making money, they earn so much money from that, why cant they spend some money to rent a lorry to send the waste material away?? Again, to maximize the profit lo!!

Big Foot Prawning Place

LCH and friends never stop try something new. This Wednesday, we(me, alex, ei, jui and leng) come out with a NEW STUPID ideal, yes! we are going to prawning.. Yeah, yeah.. so fun so fun!! At first we actually decided to prawning at Kenyalang, unfortunately it is close for business on Wednesday. We try not to giving up the plan so we turn to somewhere around tabuan laru and found a prawning place there called "大脚钓虾场" in english is called “BIGFOOT PRAWNING PLACE”..

Bigfoot prawning place

Wud the heck, from wud I know, Bigfoot is kind of wild species and almost similar to orang utan just it have bigger size of body.. So, why the tauke chose this name for his shop? maybe he heard some rumor that Bigfoot likes prawn very much...

a bigfoot chewing a prawn!!

That is how inside the place look like… a regular size of pool with a lot of ppl surround it…

From one angle we can already see 10 bait waiting for the prawn.. Without wasting time, we start prawning by paying RM20 for two rod for one hour.. LCH and friends never do this before, so we dint expect a good result.. but, it seem we hav a good starts here, just about 10 MINUTES, I got my very first prawn in my whole life..

my first prawn ever

Things getting better when I got my second prawn for just another 10 minutes! and the third, again 10 minutes! WOW! So freaking easy meh? with this, I can get at least six big juicy prawn in one hour.. soon after that, my friend ah Ei with another rod also got his very first prawn.. So, I optimistically waiting for my fourth prawn…wait… 10 minutes later, nothing… another 10 minutes, nothing… final 10 minutes, yes u r rite… Nothing!… Shit ar… total up we only got 4 little shrimp…

4 not really big prawns

Which mean RM5 for one prawn lar?? Chicken… I go 3rd miles “jin men lo” eat a bowl of five ringgit laksa can get even more and bigger prawn ar.. Instead of sitting on a lousy bar chair waiting for the prawn to say hello to me.. Now I really understand why the tauke chose “Bigfoot” as his shop name, is because ppl who try this all dum like Bigfoot mar… However, it still a great experience for me la.. never try never know mar rite?…

My name is Andrew Leong Soi Boy

Just heard abt the Anwar sodomy case, Anwar caught by polis, do naked body test, check his bird, just let him sleep on the cold hard floor for whole night and so on was really really pitiful..

Just when you think his life really sux, for me its still not as sux as one of my friend’s.

Andrew Leong

This is Andrew Leong, dun get cheated by his happy look cuz he is good at pretending....

Friends: Andrew, you all right?
Andrew: Yes, Im alright! [ :( no, Im not ]

There were so many SOI things happen to him this year…I think he “FAN TAI SUI” this year.. First, he change class from very good class to very bad class(my class) which is one of the very soi thing for him.. then just when he though he can have a peaceful life in this class he kena tease n tiok making fun of by some of us.. NOT ME OK?? then nt too long after, a lot of problems occur to his family make him lost direction in school n finally he ran away from his house..

Anwar Leong

However.. with some helps from my friends, we finally found him.. and with few nice friends help, one greetings card, one papaya and one watermelon.. he finally agree to come back to school… sound very easy and cheap.. he should wait until we giv him gold mar… haha..

Special Thanks to :

1. Alvin Foo for his good intention
2. Ben Jee for his generous
3. Ah Shan for his sense of humor
4. Ah Ei for his support
5. Alex for his "Care Rer Fei" character in the story
6. Ah yung for his directing
7. Mang Wei for the class fund
8. Pn. Iris for her RM10
9. Me myself for my papaya! hehe..

Back : mang wei
Middle : Pn. Iris
Front : Ei, Alex, Shan, Yung, Me

Me, Yung, Alvin and Ben

Those are our super good intention friends...

Greens for Greenian!

Recently, LCH and friends come up with another crazy ideal, its to plant something inside the classroom! yes, INSIDE the classroom.. First, it started with just a small cup of soil with only one bean seed. The bean species of plant grow freaking fast! Just about one week later, its height reached 15-20cm.. scared o not?? it remind me a fairytale that a boy, he also plant a bean plant outside his house, the plant grew until to the sky and the boy climbed his giant plant and reached the sky to meet a giant man..

That’s how my plant look like.. that photo was taken right after a week.. maybe one month later, I can become another fairytale character…

Lai and the beanstalk






















Then, another new plant called Jatropha join in to this greens community.. the community getting bigger soon after another few different type of plant coming in such as long bean, lady’s finger, etc…

Classfarm!
















Look at the photo, some bee and butterfly even get attracted to our class farm, this has prove that our farm is chemical free.. We feel fully optimistic for our farm’s future, our long bean, short bean, her finger.. we believe we can see some good result in two months.. we guarantee that our classroom bean products is better than the pasar malam one.. So, to make your order, pls leave ur order to the comment.

















Lady’s finger - RM8 per dozen
Longbean - RM8.8 per handful
Short bean - free one bundle for any purchased of RM10.

My cheap feng shui fish

There were some superstitious in Chinese culture such as chinese lion dance can fight the evil, frog can bring good luck for family business or horse can bring success in life, so call “when the horse arrive, then u will be success”.. they also believed that fish like flower horn can bring luck to the owner so I too try to believe it and bought this flower horn with only RM18 at the petshop near my house with the wish it can bring me some luck..

My flower horn

It has been awhile and me still the same without any changes.. but recently I really feel like the luck has really come.. yes! luck… wud luck? bad luck la! First, I wrench my foot when I play badminton.. and my left foot becum like this:

Then, I tumble like a dumber in class.. then the next day I fall into the small drainage in school, then at the same day, I wrench my finger and cast off some skin and “o cheh”.. I dint make up the story la.. it really happen like that.. no kidding man!! things like that keep happening.. so, do u still believe on these nonsense? wud frog wud fish n wud horse.. all rubbish!!

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Ppl also believed that flower horn’s body will appear some number and can make u “tiok toto and 4d” ya rite… eh! got some number appear on my fish body there!! gogogo, go buy some toto fast! faster!!

KL vs Kuching

Last two month, May i went to attend a seminar in KL and the venue is in Berjaya Times Square Hotel..

View from 36th floor

Thats the view of KL city from 36th floor... thats make me feel that kuching is juz a piece of abandoned land... even petronas twin tower is bigger than our sarawak river so, how to compare?...

KL not onli hav more tall building than kuching, even the ppl there are more talented than kuching one.. that fella can shape wudever shape u wan with his tali besi.. trust me, he really got some skill.. it seem like very easy for him to shape a word or name like batman or superman.. his talent make me feel sory if i dun buy one frm him so i bought few for my friend lo.. so i go near him and ask,

ME: Eh bang, how much for one name?

HIM:RM8(answer me without emotion)

ME: Boleh kurang sikit kalau saya buat banyak?

HIM: (juz shake his head n he nt even looking at me)

ME: what the f, u dun hav to be so proud ok! i noe i cant shape the besi buruk like u do.. u !$#!$%!!#!%.. @@#... juz in my mind la.. finaly i still bought from him mar... haha.. not dare to scold him la.. thats petarling street ar.. later his gang cum out die ar me.. That man actualy an OKU.. he sitting on a wheelchair running his own business by his own hand.. thats wud i admire abt him.. unlike some kuchingian.. got pair of healthy hand and leg still goin around asking for money.. mengemis here, mengemis there.. shit!

me, foo and chin

KL nt only got lot of building n talented ppl.. but oso alot of lion dancing around... picture shows two red cina punya singa dancing at the back lorong near the sungai weng there to bring the shop some luck.. eh! wud happenthere? look at that fellow there! is he trying to sodomy the lion?? no!! later kena sue by gov like anwar man!!

The conclusion i get is, Kuching ar left behind with different maybe abt 10-20 yrs.. Shit! The only thing can compare is the amount of stray cat in the city..

The Prettiest Ugliest Girl!!

Recently my class U6A1 hav a new born so call the flower of the class in mandrin is call (斑花).. that issue happen juz when the flower change her hairstyle from dog shit to cow shit .. juz duno how to explain how it look like n no photo to show u ppl, i can only try draw a picture to show u.

her new hairstyle

The picture show her hair when we c from her back.. believe me, it juz look like this.. the story continue when we keep calling her as BAN HUA!! BAN HUA!!(flower of the class) loudly and sarcastically and we are clearly trying to get her the opposite of meaning and still she dint get it.. we try n try n try omost no more ideal n still she beaming there... it seem like her ears got some kind of filter to filt the bad one and received only the good one... and also hav some kind of transmitter to transform the bad information into the good one...

U6A1 2008 class photo

Things become worse when she thought that we really think that she is the prettiest girl in class and all the sarcastic word become her self-confident generator make her more happy and go to other class and telling her friend wud we all call her.. things becum worst when my business sub teacher DR.Chai call her as pretty girl(美女) n she seem so affirmative abt that and keep spread out that to the nex door.. =_=.. so after all, dun u think she should hav a recognize from us? so today, this girl, sheilia voon shien ngo has been recognize as THE PRETTIEST UGLIEST GIRL..

When oil mix with water!

That photo was taken last year at the raise fund foodfair launch by the Sarawak Children Cancer Society(SCCS). My society(STS) was invited to set up a food stall n I as a Sarawak Thalassaemia society's member too simply come out n be the food seller for a day lo... The VIP who going to come out n show some off that day is our chief minister Taib's wife, Datin duno what.. then i realise that she is really tall like a dinasour T-rex..

As u can c that she is much more taller than me, my height(red line) are about 170cm like that so probably how tall she is? 190cm? or 200cm?.. i wonder how posible our mr taib handle this duno how many matriks ton of weight T-rex..

I had oso seen mr taib once when i attended one forgot what function liao n i stand quite near to him and he juz look shorter than me and very old poor look seem like he goin to bye bye to this world liao compare to his wife's young strong look.. if he and his wife stand together, it would look like this..

Seriously they arent an ideal couple... maybe father n daughter of relation are still acceptable... it juz same like oil mix with water cuz it will never mix up.. although, somehow sometime the oil n water are force to mix together example if u mum cook a bowl of soup, she surely need to add cooking oil and water into it.... so.. in this world, everything can happen.. like the news recently, not only oil can burn, water can oso burn to move ur car...

Best Achievement In My Life

My best achievement in life so far is not by getting a lot of A in my exam like some malay, earning a lot of money like our chief minister Taib or having a lot of stray cats like Kuchig city but is by climbing the fourth tallest mountain in southeast asia, Mount Kinabalu.....

Introduction:
Name: Mountain Kota Kinabalu
Height: 4096 meter /
Ranking: Malaysia(1) , Southeast Asia(4)

This is how mountain kinabalu looks like, see from far away, it doesnt look really tall.. but when you climb it, it feel like its the tallest mountain ever..



There are several peak there, example like St. john's peak, Ugly sister Peak, Donkey Ears n so on, all funny name... n the highest peak of the mountain which im going to climb to is call Low's Peak... why so call LOW?? Maybe the peak are too humble to be recognize as the highest peak of the mountain lo...

Thats show the way to the summit of the mountain.. let me explain, the first day morning 9am start climb from the kaki gunung call timpohon gate n climb n climb n climb til duno where until 3pm then pop out one resthouse call laban rata(3261m) for u to rest for abt ten hours then the the nex day 2am like that wake up n get ready for the journey again.. abt 2.30am start climb again, climb climb climb for 3 more hour plus then reach to the summit liao lo..

This is me, 5.50am 20November 2007, the peak of mount kinabalu finally under my smelly feet!! YAHUU.... wow! see me wearing like an international terrorist like al-queeda or osama's gang then can know that its really cold up here.... its 3 bloody degrees only!!

up here we not only can see the highest mountain in Malaysia but also can see the stupidest fella in Malaysia.. look at him carrying so much stuff, he can probably built a house at the summit there...

After how long i had climbed, how much strenght had been used n how high the risk i been taken to climb the mountain n finally what i get is a piece of dunno what n sign by dunno who.....