Saturday, August 16, 2008

Beware Of Charity Cheaters!!


That’s the stall next two stall from mine last sunday, selling handmade greeting cards… Actually these cards are very nice piece of work.. ppl likes it.. BUT, the person(that spectacles aunty) who selling these cards was really a piece of SHIT, SHAME, SUCKER wudever!! his husband(not inside the photo) as well.. we know them since last year at the raise fund foodfair by my society STS! this couple apply and set up a stall under the name Irene lim and andy chai! probably is their own real name.. in the end of the day, we found out they were cheater and charity foodfair usually is their target place to make money.. same thing happen at the charity foodfair by SCCS last year!!.. their stall was just infront of mine!! and it was so obvious with what they did!! (they keep the money paid by customer, reuse the coupon paid by customer to buy things or food for their own etc..)..



IRENE LIM and ANDY CHAI!! BEWARE OF THIS TWO EVILDOER!!

SCCS Food Fair

Last Sunday, there was a annual raise fund foodfair at kuching civic centre by Sarawak Children Cancer Society, again LCH and friends set up a stall that day.. We are selling Butter Chicken and Honey Chicken with Mushroom rice.. RM6 PER PACK! yala… wud to do… charity food fair mar.. price must high high…




lousy booth

That’s our food stall, had you ever seen a foodfair booth as lousy as like this one.. a huge table with only 2 pack of chicken rice for display and 3 word tag.. seriously if im the customer, that’s the last stall I gona visit.. VISIT ONLY, wont buy cuz its too expensive for that.. I admit that we actually make a wrong decision to sell the butter and honey chicken rice cuz.. the cost of making all the rice and chicken is RM300, after sold out all of it we make only RM485.. which mean we only get RM185 of untung bersih!! as a business student and veteran of charity foodfair seller… im SHAME with that!!





The best stall of the day!! run by hong-yan sdn bhd, no fancy decoration… just some famous Taiwan meat ball and some Taiwan sausage!! The Taiwan sausage was so so so delicious!!! that’s y its my best stall of the day!! quality first!!




Taiwan d**k

The best food of the day! RED HOT JUICY!! Oi, it just a sausage ok?? dun bend you mind pls…




Uncle group!!

The best band group of the day! Live band performed by some uncles… dun see those uncle like that and think them kenot sing ar!! they sang Chinese song like “xiao wei” and “the moon regards of my heart” can even attract malays one ar…. Uncles rockZ!




Malaysian got talent!

The best talent of the day! Look at that lil girl dancing there!! rocks the crowd all over!! So dun think that you can only see brave lil girl on tv show like “british got talent” or at Beijing Olympic opening ceremony nia ar!! here in kuching civic centre one not bad too.. MALAYSIAN GOT TALENT TOO!!




Datin: MUACKSS!!

The person of the day! I owez forgot her name!! my friend just told me her name few weeks ago and now I forgot liao.. I think is Datin Laila or Lola or Laura.. duno why so hard to remember.. on the left is the president of the Sarawak children cancer society..




Datin Lalalalalalala…

Look at the photo!! the blue shirt uncle on the second left, does he know how to use the camera??? and the MAK CIK bodyguard on the middle!! she looks so dissatisfied!!




Ampun tuanku…

The best of out of topic of the day!! that day is foodfair day right?? and why suddenly got malay doing wedding ceremony there one?!! what the heck.. maybe next time I should also do something at the foodfair like birthday party lo… so it become charity birthday party lo.. ARR~~ I so confuse!!

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Kuching City Turn Into Dark Twice!!

Just a moment before, WHOLE OF KUCHING lost it electricity for abt 45 minutes!! It start at 6.30pm and recover at 7.15pm. Whole kuching turn into dark, no traffic light, no road light, traffic out there are completely chaos, shops all stop doing business, it just like kuching is shutting down and going to face THE DOOMSDAY!


Im so curious, so I have a walk around the neighbourhood and round a big circle to see what is going on… I also took some photo before I back home..


Shell petrol station out of business….



Traffic jam!!


Shops shutting down…


After having short walk outside, I decided to go home since the sky become darker out there…

Just a few step to reach house, electricity finally back!! RELIEVE… kuching city is still alive!!


Luckily, if not then im going to have KFC candlelight dinner with momok lo…

Soon after I finish eating the fried chicken, CHICKEN!!!! SHIT happen again!!(8.05pm) and 25 minutes later, 8.30pm it’s all back to normal liao.. Hope no third time liao.. I had enough!!

Hysteria or Ghost Spirit?

If we count by using lunar calender, now is the seventh month, which mean now is also known as the GHOST MONTH… it is the holiday month for all type of ghost having their happy holiday and come out from hell, to visit their love one, to revenge, to make fun of human being and so on..

These few days, we can see many hysteria cases and it probably related to ghost and spirit.. lots of inconceivable incident happen here here there there…


Wednesday news!

That incident happen in a gov secondary school in Miri i think, 15 students suddenly lost their mind, screaming, shouting, running, jumping and crying and laughing…. ppl said its is just coincident that it happen cun cun in the ghost month! ok maybe you’re right!



Thursday news!

It happen again! same school, same way… 7 students lost control… according to the news report, those student are from different classes and it all happen at the same.. so what now? still just coincident??



Friday news!

AGAIN! but this time is in kuching.. the unlucky 12 students from SMK Serian.. so… coincident?? ARR… I SO CONFUSE!! when will be SMK Green road turn??


Actually it already happen in my school, my class and its more terrifying!!

First, on Monday, we get the news that an UGLY GHOST(Ban Hua) take part in beauty contest!! Then, on Thursday, when the economy teacher miss Tan teaching us how to draw graph and suddenly she scold us “CIBAI”... scared o not? ah leng say CB i still can accept ar, but is miss tan bo... Truuuuue story la… Unbelievable? Believe it!



Friday news!


Dun worry, I found a way to fight the evil spirit … learnt it from newspaper… We can drink some kind of “peace water” blessed by bomoh!! Eh, abang bomoh, can help to bless my nasi lemak o not hor??

Classino Royale!

Lousy gambling table

3 days remain to the second pra-penggal exam and we still doing some extraordinary thing in class.. This week my class suddenly becum a classino!! This casino can only fit maximum 10 players, maximum bet RM1 and minimum bet RM0.20… dun look down RM0.20 here.. in one hour, LCH start with only RM0.20 can make until RM3 to RM4!


Blackjack!

Black jack! thats the game we play all the time here..



The real blackjack king! Alex Kong!

That’s alex kong with his first black jack! dun see him look noob noob like that he actually the best player among all of us!



Alex looks good with two pretty women!!

Alex : My name is bond! Alex bond!

Poor is Equal to Rich

Recently everyone feel the pressure of the petrol fuel price hike and the inflation.. ppl complain here not enough money use, complain there got lot debt need to clear up… yala, yala… dun bluff la...


Two biggest liar ever


Last week when I doing part time job at the Kuching PC Fair, I finally saw all kind of bluffer came to the pc fair, bought all kind of fancy stuff… no money hor?.. You should come and see with you own eyes, ppl going there are like ants searching for their queen for sex..




PC fair starts from morning 10 o’clock like that, abt 11 o’clock, inside the hall is already damn full with ppl!! new face keep turning up and the old one are leaving with handful of electronics…. those ppl, they said they not enough money use, still they can buy so much expensive thing in one go, some of them even came with whole family!

Example…. Father says: I will carry the big LCD screen, ah boy you carry the RM**** CPU, ah girl you take care of these RM*** gaming keyboard, mouse, headset, webcam .. darling you go find trolley! ah pa you keep these 10 piece of pendrive good ok… wait ah ma come back from toilet then we go home liao..



Kuching Festival

Not only we can see that at PC Fair, same view at Kuching festival that start not long ago.. I dun understand why ppl all rather wait for half an hour just for four plastic chair and one square or circle table and piece of RM10, 10cm x 10cm fried oyster?? Why must we go there to eat what we ate last year?? this year will taste better meh?? every year same wa…. the only differ this year is the price la.. it sure more expensive than last year one mar… ppl still come.. dunno how kuching ppl think ar.. how poor = really poor? and how rich = really rich???? or poor = rich??? ARR… I SO CONFUSE!!!

Seem Very Pro! Seem only la...

This post is to introduce you a friend of mine, a sarawak pride and also malaysia icon!! sound like nia la..

Profile: Name: Alvin Fool I think
D.O.B: Around September I think

Sport: Malay Silat maybe.. lol

Ranking: Negative.. he too pro to be listed.


cheap poster sponsor by DAHFA foods manufacturing sdn bhd


That(green circle) is who he is, Alvin foo.. what so interesting abt him until he so qualified to be appear in my blog is, he’s good in martial art wushu! I mean, ok only la.. say good not really good like that lo.. u can see him fly all the time to all the place for a week or month just for a amateur wushu competition or low class training, so that’s y ppl though he very pro.. Lets look at the photo below, he is in action! up side down by one hand!..


Action only la..

Aiya, cheating one la, see! got string hanging him up one la..


Unknown and Bryan Nickson Lomas!!

Eh! on the right that not the very famous Sarawak young diver Bryan Nickson Lomas meh?? WHO IS THAT ON THE LEFT??


Daniel Bego with duno which kampong boy

WOW! that’s Daniel Bego!! Sarawak world class swimmer!! If u a malaysian, sure u noe him la.. Eh! whos the other one?? if u stay in stampin area, maybe u noe him lo… haha..



Alvin got his ligament broken on his training session last year…since that, he cant play wushu and spin here spin there anymore, good too la.. that’s the only way that can actually stop him from doing these kind of dangerous action..


Narnia, the lion, the witch and the wardrobe


Alvin, the lion head, the sword and the broken ligament

Vin ar, ur new hairstyle really look like a lion head ar.. it remind me a movie called “Narnia, the lion, the witch and wardrobe” I think you can make a story call “Alvin, the lion head, the sword, and the broken ligament”.. all the best lo.. hehe..

Saturday, August 2, 2008

Polluted Recycle Centre


When I hear RECYCLE, I will think of Reuse, Reduce, Re-this and Re-that.. whatever la, as long as the objective is to reduce garbage and landfill and so on to save our earth.. for sure, it is kind of mighty work.. But, had you ever seen a Recycle is not try to achieve the main objective of Recycle(save the earth) but to make profit??

Recycling$$....



Lately, some solids price like besi buruk or aluminium cans POM POM POM rising, this encourage more ppl start their recycle centre to collect used stuff.. I dint say earning money from this direction is wrong, ppl need money to survive, It is good to see more ppl recycle.. It just some of the recycle centre owner not even care abt the environment and wud they care is just MONEY!! "money! money! money! money!~~ money!~" its just a business, nothing personal!


money face world!!



This morning when I walked to the café near my house to have breakfast, when I abt to reach the main road, suddenly some kind of rubber smell enter my sensitive nose!.. When see carefully, is the recycle centre 100 meter away from my house burning some kind of rubber waste material!! my chicken!! the exhaust gas was really strong!

lousy recycle centre..


That’s how the recycle centre look like, look like shit! This recycle centre runs by some brainless Indians, im not trying to be racist here, just some Indians really need to change their way of making money, they earn so much money from that, why cant they spend some money to rent a lorry to send the waste material away?? Again, to maximize the profit lo!!

Big Foot Prawning Place


LCH and friends never stop try something new. This Wednesday, we(me, alex, ei, jui and leng) come out with a NEW STUPID ideal, yes! we are going to prawning.. Yeah, yeah.. so fun so fun!! At first we actually decided to prawning at Kenyalang, unfortunately it is close for business on Wednesday. We try not to giving up the plan so we turn to somewhere around tabuan laru and found a prawning place there called "大脚钓虾场" in english is called “BIGFOOT PRAWNING PLACE”..


Bigfoot prawning place


Wud the heck, from wud I know, Bigfoot is kind of wild species and almost similar to orang utan just it have bigger size of body.. So, why the tauke chose this name for his shop? maybe he heard some rumor that Bigfoot likes prawn very much...


a bigfoot chewing a prawn!!


That is how inside the place look like… a regular size of pool with a lot of ppl surround it…


From one angle we can already see 10 bait waiting for the prawn.. Without wasting time, we start prawning by paying RM20 for two rod for one hour.. LCH and friends never do this before, so we dint expect a good result.. but, it seem we hav a good starts here, just about 10 MINUTES, I got my very first prawn in my whole life..


my first prawn ever


Things getting better when I got my second prawn for just another 10 minutes! and the third, again 10 minutes! WOW! So freaking easy meh? with this, I can get at least six big juicy prawn in one hour.. soon after that, my friend ah Ei with another rod also got his very first prawn.. So, I optimistically waiting for my fourth prawn…wait… 10 minutes later, nothing… another 10 minutes, nothing… final 10 minutes, yes u r rite… Nothing!… Shit ar… total up we only got 4 little shrimp…


4 not really big prawns


Which mean RM5 for one prawn lar?? Chicken… I go 3rd miles “jin men lo” eat a bowl of five ringgit laksa can get even more and bigger prawn ar.. Instead of sitting on a lousy bar chair waiting for the prawn to say hello to me.. Now I really understand why the tauke chose “Bigfoot” as his shop name, is because ppl who try this all dum like Bigfoot mar… However, it still a great experience for me la.. never try never know mar rite?…

My name is Andrew Leong Soi Boy

Just heard abt the Anwar sodomy case, Anwar caught by polis, do naked body test, check his bird, just let him sleep on the cold hard floor for whole night and so on was really really pitiful..

Just when you think his life really sux, for me its still not as sux as one of my friend’s.

Andrew Leong

This is Andrew Leong, dun get cheated by his happy look cuz he is good at pretending....


Friends: Andrew, you all right?
Andrew: Yes, Im alright! [ :( no, Im not ]


There were so many SOI things happen to him this year…I think he “FAN TAI SUI” this year.. First, he change class from very good class to very bad class(my class) which is one of the very soi thing for him.. then just when he though he can have a peaceful life in this class he kena tease n tiok making fun of by some of us.. NOT ME OK?? then nt too long after, a lot of problems occur to his family make him lost direction in school n finally he ran away from his house..


Anwar Leong


However.. with some helps from my friends, we finally found him.. and with few nice friends help, one greetings card, one papaya and one watermelon.. he finally agree to come back to school… sound very easy and cheap.. he should wait until we giv him gold mar… haha..


Special Thanks to :
  1. Alvin Foo for his good intention
  2. Ben Jee for his generous
  3. Ah Shan for his sense of humor
  4. Ah Ei for his support
  5. Alex for his "Care Rer Fei" character in the story
  6. Ah yung for his directing
  7. Mang Wei for the class fund
  8. Pn. Iris for her RM10
  9. Me myself for my papaya! hehe..

Back : mang wei
Middle : Pn. Iris
Front : Ei, Alex, Shan, Yung, Me

Me, Yung, Alvin and Ben

Those are our super good intention friends...

Greens for Greenian!

Recently, LCH and friends come up with another crazy ideal, its to plant something inside the classroom! yes, INSIDE the classroom.. First, it started with just a small cup of soil with only one bean seed. The bean species of plant grow freaking fast! Just about one week later, its height reached 15-20cm.. scared o not?? it remind me a fairytale that a boy, he also plant a bean plant outside his house, the plant grew until to the sky and the boy climbed his giant plant and reached the sky to meet a giant man..


















That’s how my plant look like.. that photo was taken right after a week.. maybe one month later, I can become another fairytale character…

Lai and the beanstalk






















Then, another new plant called Jatropha join in to this greens community.. the community getting bigger soon after another few different type of plant coming in such as long bean, lady’s finger, etc…

Classfarm!
















Look at the photo, some bee and butterfly even get attracted to our class farm, this has prove that our farm is chemical free.. We feel fully optimistic for our farm’s future, our long bean, short bean, her finger.. we believe we can see some good result in two months.. we guarantee that our classroom bean products is better than the pasar malam one.. So, to make your order, pls leave ur order to the comment.

















Lady’s finger - RM8 per dozen
Longbean - RM8.8 per handful
Short bean - free one bundle for any purchased of RM10.