My cheap feng shui fish

There were some superstitious in Chinese culture such as chinese lion dance can fight the evil, frog can bring good luck for family business or horse can bring success in life, so call “when the horse arrive, then u will be success”.. they also believed that fish like flower horn can bring luck to the owner so I too try to believe it and bought this flower horn with only RM18 at the petshop near my house with the wish it can bring me some luck..

My flower horn

It has been awhile and me still the same without any changes.. but recently I really feel like the luck has really come.. yes! luck… wud luck? bad luck la! First, I wrench my foot when I play badminton.. and my left foot becum like this:

Then, I tumble like a dumber in class.. then the next day I fall into the small drainage in school, then at the same day, I wrench my finger and cast off some skin and “o cheh”.. I dint make up the story la.. it really happen like that.. no kidding man!! things like that keep happening.. so, do u still believe on these nonsense? wud frog wud fish n wud horse.. all rubbish!!

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Ppl also believed that flower horn’s body will appear some number and can make u “tiok toto and 4d” ya rite… eh! got some number appear on my fish body there!! gogogo, go buy some toto fast! faster!!

KL vs Kuching

Last two month, May i went to attend a seminar in KL and the venue is in Berjaya Times Square Hotel..

View from 36th floor

Thats the view of KL city from 36th floor... thats make me feel that kuching is juz a piece of abandoned land... even petronas twin tower is bigger than our sarawak river so, how to compare?...

KL not onli hav more tall building than kuching, even the ppl there are more talented than kuching one.. that fella can shape wudever shape u wan with his tali besi.. trust me, he really got some skill.. it seem like very easy for him to shape a word or name like batman or superman.. his talent make me feel sory if i dun buy one frm him so i bought few for my friend lo.. so i go near him and ask,

ME: Eh bang, how much for one name?

HIM:RM8(answer me without emotion)

ME: Boleh kurang sikit kalau saya buat banyak?

HIM: (juz shake his head n he nt even looking at me)

ME: what the f, u dun hav to be so proud ok! i noe i cant shape the besi buruk like u do.. u !$#!$%!!#!%.. @@#... juz in my mind la.. finaly i still bought from him mar... haha.. not dare to scold him la.. thats petarling street ar.. later his gang cum out die ar me.. That man actualy an OKU.. he sitting on a wheelchair running his own business by his own hand.. thats wud i admire abt him.. unlike some kuchingian.. got pair of healthy hand and leg still goin around asking for money.. mengemis here, mengemis there.. shit!

me, foo and chin

KL nt only got lot of building n talented ppl.. but oso alot of lion dancing around... picture shows two red cina punya singa dancing at the back lorong near the sungai weng there to bring the shop some luck.. eh! wud happenthere? look at that fellow there! is he trying to sodomy the lion?? no!! later kena sue by gov like anwar man!!

The conclusion i get is, Kuching ar left behind with different maybe abt 10-20 yrs.. Shit! The only thing can compare is the amount of stray cat in the city..

The Prettiest Ugliest Girl!!

Recently my class U6A1 hav a new born so call the flower of the class in mandrin is call (斑花).. that issue happen juz when the flower change her hairstyle from dog shit to cow shit .. juz duno how to explain how it look like n no photo to show u ppl, i can only try draw a picture to show u.

her new hairstyle

The picture show her hair when we c from her back.. believe me, it juz look like this.. the story continue when we keep calling her as BAN HUA!! BAN HUA!!(flower of the class) loudly and sarcastically and we are clearly trying to get her the opposite of meaning and still she dint get it.. we try n try n try omost no more ideal n still she beaming there... it seem like her ears got some kind of filter to filt the bad one and received only the good one... and also hav some kind of transmitter to transform the bad information into the good one...

U6A1 2008 class photo

Things become worse when she thought that we really think that she is the prettiest girl in class and all the sarcastic word become her self-confident generator make her more happy and go to other class and telling her friend wud we all call her.. things becum worst when my business sub teacher DR.Chai call her as pretty girl(美女) n she seem so affirmative abt that and keep spread out that to the nex door.. =_=.. so after all, dun u think she should hav a recognize from us? so today, this girl, sheilia voon shien ngo has been recognize as THE PRETTIEST UGLIEST GIRL..

When oil mix with water!

That photo was taken last year at the raise fund foodfair launch by the Sarawak Children Cancer Society(SCCS). My society(STS) was invited to set up a food stall n I as a Sarawak Thalassaemia society's member too simply come out n be the food seller for a day lo... The VIP who going to come out n show some off that day is our chief minister Taib's wife, Datin duno what.. then i realise that she is really tall like a dinasour T-rex..

As u can c that she is much more taller than me, my height(red line) are about 170cm like that so probably how tall she is? 190cm? or 200cm?.. i wonder how posible our mr taib handle this duno how many matriks ton of weight T-rex..

I had oso seen mr taib once when i attended one forgot what function liao n i stand quite near to him and he juz look shorter than me and very old poor look seem like he goin to bye bye to this world liao compare to his wife's young strong look.. if he and his wife stand together, it would look like this..

Seriously they arent an ideal couple... maybe father n daughter of relation are still acceptable... it juz same like oil mix with water cuz it will never mix up.. although, somehow sometime the oil n water are force to mix together example if u mum cook a bowl of soup, she surely need to add cooking oil and water into it.... so.. in this world, everything can happen.. like the news recently, not only oil can burn, water can oso burn to move ur car...

Best Achievement In My Life

My best achievement in life so far is not by getting a lot of A in my exam like some malay, earning a lot of money like our chief minister Taib or having a lot of stray cats like Kuchig city but is by climbing the fourth tallest mountain in southeast asia, Mount Kinabalu.....

Introduction:
Name: Mountain Kota Kinabalu
Height: 4096 meter /
Ranking: Malaysia(1) , Southeast Asia(4)

This is how mountain kinabalu looks like, see from far away, it doesnt look really tall.. but when you climb it, it feel like its the tallest mountain ever..



There are several peak there, example like St. john's peak, Ugly sister Peak, Donkey Ears n so on, all funny name... n the highest peak of the mountain which im going to climb to is call Low's Peak... why so call LOW?? Maybe the peak are too humble to be recognize as the highest peak of the mountain lo...

Thats show the way to the summit of the mountain.. let me explain, the first day morning 9am start climb from the kaki gunung call timpohon gate n climb n climb n climb til duno where until 3pm then pop out one resthouse call laban rata(3261m) for u to rest for abt ten hours then the the nex day 2am like that wake up n get ready for the journey again.. abt 2.30am start climb again, climb climb climb for 3 more hour plus then reach to the summit liao lo..

This is me, 5.50am 20November 2007, the peak of mount kinabalu finally under my smelly feet!! YAHUU.... wow! see me wearing like an international terrorist like al-queeda or osama's gang then can know that its really cold up here.... its 3 bloody degrees only!!

up here we not only can see the highest mountain in Malaysia but also can see the stupidest fella in Malaysia.. look at him carrying so much stuff, he can probably built a house at the summit there...

After how long i had climbed, how much strenght had been used n how high the risk i been taken to climb the mountain n finally what i get is a piece of dunno what n sign by dunno who.....

Grand opening!!

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